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Are Calzones Actually Burritos in Disguise?

I have finished Day 7 of my year without burritos. I'm feeling pretty confident, but the first few days were a little rough.

Whenever I would go out for food, my feet would steer me toward burritos. It was like they were little fleshy magnets, drawn to a burrito motherlode. With my feet having turned against me, I began to despair.

Then I discovered calzones. Oh, delicious calzones! They are melty cheesy crazy. Stuffed with delicious fillings. About the size of a baby. They are almost...burrito-esque?

Are calzones actually burritos - but with a different accent? Am I lying to myself by thinking I am sampling exotic cuisine when I am actually eating burrito's crispier cousin, the calzone?

I haven't come to a conclusion yet. I feel like I've been betrayed!

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