Typo Brigade
A pair of grammar-obsessed vigilantes were recently arrested for correcting typos on signs across America. They got busted at Grand Canyon National Park (for correcting a typo on some in-park signage) and have been given probation and a year-long ban from national parks.
Martyrs! Blessed martyrs!
I love this. I am fanatical about grammar and spelling - especially on restaurant menus. On more than one occasion, I have considered taking matters into my own hands (by taking a Sharpie into my own hands) but have refrained because I'm too pretty for prison.