Bronx Mowgli Could Use a Drink

I just heard that Pete Wentz (bassist from Fall Out Boy) and Ashlee Simpson (non-singer of non-songs) have named their child Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

That kid's going to have it soooo rough, haha. Mowgli? Really?

I suppose it's kinda cool that American culture has progressed to the point where we can give our children completely ridiculous names and chalk it up to creative license. Or a potassium-deficient diet.