Things I Love

I love it when people are giving demonstrations on laptops and say, "Sorry, I can't type today."

It's usually uttered after misspelling something. And it's usually totally hilarious. I'm not sure why.

I think someone (perhaps me!) should come up with some other icebreaker for that moment. Here are my ideas:

"Oops! Someone's got a bad case of the can't-typies!"

"You're in luck! Sausage fingers for everyone!"

"Uh-oh. Is there a doctor in the house? Because my typing is so bad that I require expert medical attention to rectify the potential nerve damage in my hands that would prompt me to type 'pompous' instead of 'papoose.'"

Any other suggestions would be greatly appreciated.